Welcome to episode twenty-four of Retrograde, where the team learn to type as we play Zork!
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Just let me listen to Jack Marshall and his co-hosts Lysanne Fisher, Anthony Hobday, and James MacFadyen as they attempt to spell-check their way through dungeons and narrow passages in the classic PC game Zork!
> I do not understand 'listen'
Help! Tell me what to do, you crappy piece of crap!
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